EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life
oh same
I like how sympathetic Marge is.
i need Marge as my mom
BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*
(Source: sandandglass)
*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
a new york
time’s
best selling
author
yep
he’s famous
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
GIANT SPIDERS OH HELL NAW
Was on board with extra O2 until giant spiders. fuck that shit
*tumblr user who wants more notes voice* guise srsly stop reblogging this